So, yeah, this exists. Seriously, I didn't create another webpage purely for your entertainment. While that idea has crossed my mind, it's most certainly nothing on which I would actually execute. And why would I want to when there are glorious sites like this floating around out there on the Fibers? We've all heard our fair share of blonde jokes, digs, and stereotypes, but did you know that they had their very own club? More importantly, that you, assuming you are blonde, can join for the low fee of 200 Euro/yr and the willingness to swear The Oath? I've created that picture for you so that you can easily share the glory that is the International Association of Blondes with all your friends. I also copied the oath down for you to make the memorization a little easier. You wouldn't want to screw up on your first day in the club would you?
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The Oath:
In the name of blondes, the rose color, in the name of pure, and all my Gods and Goddess, who I take for my witness,
I swear never to forget
To love "Viking” men
To love everything with rose color
To keep my hair blond, my skirt short, my legs long, and my eyes blue - like radical fighting weapon of the association
To don't strain my mind, so my hair won't get black
To don't forget my skills from high school and the university
To love eating apples and drinking fruit juice
To learn the schedule form the blondes calendar
To don't forget at least once per day to go shopping and visit my favorite malls: City Center Sofia, “Bridal Fashion” - Sofia and shopping mall "Excelsior” - Plovidv
To don't decline men with business card "president"
To don't forget what blondes are doing on the ocean's bottom
To wear my sunglasses on my forehead, so I don't feel darkness and fear
I swear never forget
To tell a lie at least once per day - in the name of the rose color and goodness
To read the holy book of blondes - "Eva” magazine and "Shop”
To don't forget for my favorite laser in "Legrano" hospital
I SWEAR!
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