The Black Friday nightmare is upon us. Every 7.4 minutes I gett an email talking about who is having what sales, what time places open, and how the deals are so good now because we are all poor. Well people emailing me...you are wasting your time. I will not be participating in any Black Friday deals. You should know by now that 90% of my shopping is done online, and 90% of that 90% is done on Amazon.com. For the most part, if they don't have it, I don't need it. The main reason that I don't venture out post-Thanksgiving though is nutjobs like this woman. She's been in line at Best Buy since Monday. Don't get the wrong idea though. It's not because there is something she really needs, and it's not for any sense of firstness. It was just a personal goal. Really? A personal goal? You know what my personal goals are? Make some more money, lose some weight, become a professional comedic personality, make it rain on dem hoes. You know, normal shit. But the goal of waiting outside in a tent for 5 days? I don't get it. Best Buy gave her a free iPad though, so maybe it's just a great scam by her. Good luck keeping the battery alive for the next 3 days though.
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