Hump Day Super Post

I've decided to make a little change to my Hump Day postings as well in light of the new facebook page. Instead of putting everything in its own post and then peppering your news feeds all day, I am just going to do one all-encompassing update. This will contain the usual photo dump material, plus any videos and links for the day. If you are just visiting The Skinny for the first time, I've got news for you. I only post potentially sexy/suggestive material once a week, on hump day. For the guys out there...I'm sorry. To the ladies...you're welcome.

Click through for the rest of the post. I've got a few pictures, a very talented woman, a woman clearly on drugs, and some very questionable "dancing" after the jump


I've seen a lot of "boob tricks" in my day. Ok that's not exactly true, but there are a ton of videos floating around involving them. This is the first time though that I can recall someone claiming that her breasts were dancing. It seems like a fitting description I guess.




Drugs. A lot of them. That's really the only explanation for whatever the hell this woman is doing. My guess is extacy. That combined with some hot techno beats and a public pool can only lead to one thing. I just don't really know what that thing is. Only in Europe...






Now to the really questionable part. This is easily the most inappropriate video I've posted, walking the fine line of having to change the status of the blog to 18+ only. Technically it's SFW...if you are employed someone awesome. Let's just say it's not for the kids. If you are just a youngster, ask your parents before dialing clicking play. Supposedly this is from Brazil's version of Dancing With the Stars, though I had no interest in verifying that claim. If the US version was more like this one, I would actually consider watching instead of just making fun of Bristol Palin for not losing weight.






Now for the captioned pictures I know you all love so much.

These I Bought That Bitch a ___ never get old

Finally, Tennessee has become self aware! We've mocked you for that for years.

Antoine Dodson jokes just won't leave either.

Damn, Pedobear is getting creative. The kids are doomed!

Goddamnit I hate using my imagination. Tits or GTFO!

Ahhh, I see what you did there. Touché dad.

Oh Horatio...you slay me.

They're also like mosquitoes because they bite you and give you AIDS.

Seems reasonable to me. You can't spell slaughter without laughter.

Don't act like you aren't enjoying that Santa. I know you're freaky.

I might buy this just so I can re-enact the Snooki Punch.

That's sexism. I'm totally suing you. Damn double standards.

I would definitely use that line too. Gotcha bitch!

Color me confused. Anyone have thoughts on these? First off, this is a bathroom vending machine. Second, does that say Racing Vibrators? How do vibrators race? HELP!

You probably noticed some links in the captions of the pictures today. No, those aren't obnoxious pop-up ads like a lot of sites have. Those are just links to previously related posts that I think you might be interested in. That's called solid customer service...man I'm good to you.