An amazing story was brought to my attention from one of The Flint Skinny's finest reporters, Matt. I don't want to bore you with a long and sticky tale, but essentially a guy put semen in this woman's water bottle without her knowledge, and she drank from it. She said, "I had a hunch that’s what it was, but I wouldn’t dream in a million years that’s what it was.” That is pretty fuckin' weird if you ask me, but there are some creepy people out there so I guess I shouldn't be shocked. You may be wondering why I made a point of saying he put it in there without her knowledge. Who would drink from a bottle when they know there is semen in it? Funny you should ask; that's actually the best part of the story. The same thing happened to this poor woman again, only this time she decided she needed to take action. She saved the bottle, went home, and had her fiancée drop a load in a different bottle to compare the taste and determine if it was in fact semen. Long story short, the guy was found guilty of assault and battery.
I can't imagine being in her position, but stranger still would be the fiancée. What would you think if your woman came home and asked you to nut in a bottle for her? Jackpot she's finally been watching porn? She's going to impregnate herself? She's planning to kill me? And an even bigger question...did she assist in the semen creation process? Seems to me like you have to help out with a request like that.
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