Thursday, March 3, 2011

Betting On Charlie Sheen's Next Arrest


Thanks to the fine folks over at BetUs, you can now officially wager on what F-18 Sheen will be busted for and when. At +1000, I think Tax Evasion is incredibly cheap. Hell I would have paid +200 for it, but don't tell the book makers. With the exception of cocaine possession, I can't really see any of the others happening soon. He won't rape anyone because he buys porns stars. As far as I know he doesn't have guns or the use for them. He always hosts the parties so he won't be out driving drunk. Assault...well that's actually a totally reasonable option. That would probably be my free pick winner of the day. Public nudity and urination doesn't really seem like his style. He's not a known graffiti artist. Hotel room is a likely choice as well but I don't think he'd get arrested for that. He'd just have to drop off a bag of money at the front desk on his way out.

I am going to go the other way though and say F-18 has no legal troubles the rest of the year. You have to remember, he blinked his eyes and cured himself.

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