Hump Day Happiness - 5 Videos And 36 Pictures Of A Questionable Nature To Get You To Friday
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Normally I wouldn't dream of posting something that was 7 minutes long. Jimmy Kimmel's latest creation has to be an exception though. He's created a brand new workout plan that both men and women will love. It's the Hottie Body Hump Club, and it's fantastic. This infomercial is packed with so much star power, and so many puns, that you face could melt like you were taking that Charlie Sheen.
Be sure to click the jump. 4 more videos and 35 more pictures to get you over the hump.
Riding the train can get pretty boring. I get on the brown line every morning, and it's the same people standing around pretending to do something to avoid eye contact. Just once I'd like to see something cool happen. Wherever this video was taken is where I am moving...unless it's in a cold climate, in which case I might as well keep suffering in Chicago.
I'm sure you thought we were done with the Super Bowl commercial posts, but I completely forgot about this one. I kept putting it off for the next Hump Day post, then not remembering I had it come Wednesday. Well, it's never too late to watch a Bud Light can have some dirty fridge sex.
There are a ton of gimmick products out there that claim they will help you look more attractive. Most of them are complete bullshit, but this one seems totally legit. If you combine a corset with a wonder bra and add in a sprinkle of magic, you too can be skinny and have big boobs! Somehow, but wearing this drawstring magic wand, your body will not only lift and squeeze your breasts, but it will actually transfer fat from other parts of your body to the chestal region. God bless the Chinese!
Kids these days have it way too easy. Back in my day, you had to spend the entire makeout worrying about if you were going to be able to get her bra off. God forbid you screw it up and she decides that you don't deserve a fondle.
Her father must be very proud.
Seems like perfect mother material to me!
Ya hear that ladies? They thank him.
Best office ever?
This broad needs to shut her yapper and get in the kitchen.
I know where I'm not going for Spring Break this year.
Obviously.
The cops are pedophiles too? Weird.
Damn, it naturally hangs that low too.
I fully support this movement. I started today at the office.
We see eyes all the time. Gotta take the opportunity when it's there.
Train 'em young, that's what I say.
Yeah, I totally meant I was playing guitar officer.
Chicks have it so easy when it comes to getting fans.
I like your spirit, but you suck at shotgunning. Not a good sign for our relationship.
Where is this shooting range? Seriously, someone tell me.
Someone must be on her period.
Sit back and hope. That's all you can do. Or guilt trip 'em.
At 18, I was a ram.
Start paying for sex dammit, She's got kids to feed.
No one like s fatty.
I'd probably die for her. Fuck it.
Riding season is almost upon us. Can't wait.
This kids give zero fucks about your hot ass.
Women are too. They look so pretty 'til you're actually in one.
She's a whooty....a white girl with a booty
Let's be real here. Standing blowjobs only happen in porn.
So you're stuck with me. Deal with it.
In the wake of Planned Parenthood's funding cut, stairs are a much better option.
Especially if you jokingly ask the nurse for help, and she says yes. Fuck yeah.
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