TRIPLE PENETRATION FOR DUMMIES

Can anyone verify that this exists? And question two, who is this girl? Please, if you see me talking to her in a bar, smash a beer bottle over my head. I'd much rather spend a night in the hospital with a head wound than a night in bed with her hatchet wound.

Update: A commenter turned me onto the fact that it's Sasha Grey, professional dick taker. While I am sure she could teach me a thing or thirty about how to get down and dirty, my ego can't handle that. Who wants to know that they are the 300th or so best guy that a woman's been with? You know why guys like virgins? It's not because they are tight or that it's meaningful. It's because they don't know any better. You are without a doubt the best they've had. Top of the mound baby, top of the mound.