CHRISTINE O'DONNELL LOVES TO MASTERBATE

I was sent this by some secret admirer. I've been known to get a fair amount of fan mail, but this one really stood out. It's from some woman named Emily and has the essential elements of good material. It's really sexy yet still quite funny. If you don't get it, educate yourself. Normally I don't use The Skinny as a dating service, but this woman sounds hot. Emily, wherever you are out there, if you wanna go out sometime let's do it. Send my manager an email and he'll set up a time for you.