Jon Lajoie: WTF Collective 2 With Lyrics

John Lajoie is back with the sequel to WTF Collective. I am still a little partial to the first one because of the novelty of it as well as liking the beat more, but the more I listen to this one the more I come around on it. If you aren't familiar with John Lajoie I'd highly recommend checking out my other posts with his stuff. He's one of the new age comedians who made it big on youtube and then got a show(The League) from it.

Update: Periodically the video doesn't show up due to a combination of ad blockers and youtube's mature rating. If you click through the title it's there though...trust me.



John Lajoie feat:
MC Confusing*
MC Historical Inaccuracy
MC Don't Know How To Pluralize Word(s)
MC Canadian Stereotype
MC Fatigue*
MC Chorus Guy*
MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees
MC In The Closet Homosexual
MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole
MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes
MC Extremely Politically Correct
MC Final Verse*
With an appearance by MC Vagina

*Returning members of WTF Collective

Lyrics after the jump


MC CONFUSING:
MC Confusing back in this bitch
With a parking sandwich and chicken ticket
I got a liquid face lift from a fake with big tits
And my wrist got twisted by a Brit with fig spit
And you don't understand it cause your not suppose too
Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon
And I'm gonna leave soon but first I need to
Drink a Chevy Chase face and rape Robocop 2

MC HISTORICAL INACCURACY:
Yo I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy
I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in seventy three
I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Frank's diary
Which is about the civil war of 1812 in Germany
I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesus
And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesus
Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red Sea
Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese army

MC DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLURALIZES WORD(S):
I'm MC Don't Know How To Pluralize Word(s)
I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl
When there's more of one of something your suppose to pluralize
But I never learned that throughout all the year I've been alive

MC CANADIAN STEREOTYPE:
Hello I'm MC Canadian stereotype
I'm aboot to get started so let me get off the ice
But I don't want any trouble and I am always polite
Now let's hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I like
But first I'll turn off curling and turn down that Avril Lavigne
Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue
Oh boy I fell off my igloo and I hurt my knee
Let's go to the hospital don't worry here in Canada its for free eh

MC FATIGUE:
MC Fatigue did ya'll miss me
I'll be awake for five minutes 'cause I had a coffee
I'll try to get through my verse but I really dont know
I drank that coffee about five minutes ago

MC CHORUS GUY:
They hired me again to sing
This motherfucking chorus
I haven't found a fucking job yet
So I got to do this bullshit
(I cant take it I'm done)
I dint think I can sing, another fucking chorus
I think I'm gonna jump off a bridge, or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did
(I think my dad has a gun)

MC KNOWS TOO MANY FACTS ABOUT BEES:
I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees
Fifteen miles an hour is their average speed
A queen can lay up to three thousand eggs in a day
Just 'cause I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I am gay

(MC IN THE CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL):
I'm also MC In The Closet Homosexual
I hide it 'cause it's easier to be heterosexual
We cant even get married in most states here in America
It's fucked up! (gay marriage is legal here in Canada!)

MC HOMOPHOBIC FUCKING ASSHOLE:
I'm MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole
Being gay is evil and it is unnatural
Jesus said the love thy neighbor but only if they are straight
Penises go in vagina's anything else is just insane

MC EXTREMELY INAPPROPRIATE RHYMES:
I'm MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes
I shake things up like J. Fox when I get on the mic
And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeve's whores
And I put them to sleep like Heath Ledger of course (woah)

MC EXTREMELY POLITICALLY CORRECT:
I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct
I disagree with the previous MC's lyrical content!
It is offensive, insensitive, and in very bad taste
Just like that guy who wrote that song when Micheal Jackson passed away

MC FINAL VERSE:
Yo MC Final Verse here to end the song
One was enough we didn't need a sequel John
Make a fourth "Show Me Your Genitals" or another "Normal Guy"
But for now lets end this stupid song with a suicide

MC CHORUS GUY:
This is the last time I'll ever sing a chorus
My dads gun was in his closet
and I'm gonna end this bullshit
(I had a good run)
I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finished the chorus
Sayonara, and farewell, I guess ill see you all in hell
(Four,Three,two,one!)