It's that special time of year when people go all out to save a few bucks. In case you are outside the US or utterly oblivious to life, today is "Black Friday." It's the one day when stores open at 4am, have reduced prices on stuff that will soon be discounted anyways, and people wait in line for hours for it. Personally, I think people are absolutely moronic for doing it. For some it's fun to be part of the frenzy, others think they are getting really good deals, and a few are just stupid. Specifically, the people who line up days before the sale are retarded. If I ever get filthy rich I'm going to figure out what the big sale items everyone wants are, go to the store Tuesday, and buy the entire stock of them. Then I'll walk out the back door so the people lined up out front have no clue what's happened. Come Friday morning as they walk out emotionally decimated, I will be there will a jar to collect the tears.
Just in case I didn't dissuade you though, here's how to make your stay in front of the store a little easier. It's Rich's Black Friday Survival Guide.
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