Snooki's Birthday Bash Sponsored By Lifestyles Condoms

It's good to see that Snooki is all about condoms because the absolute last thing we need is her procreating. I am a firm believer in selective breeding, and the people with the mental aptitude and physical appearance of Snookalicious are definitely banned from further contaminating the gene pool. I think she's already done enough damage to the youth of America. Lifestyles should really thing about putting together big gift bags because I imagine that entire party could use some extra protection. Maybe even a vasectomy booth!
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