It's Christmas Eve, so you are most likely spending time with family, telling stories of your childhood, and actively trying to keep yourself from running out the door saying "Fuck this shit." Well, let me waste a little bit of your time. I'm not going to lie to you, I don't feel like using brain power to come up with a bunch of witty commentary to preface these videos and pictures. Plus there is a Criminal Minds marathon on, so most of my knowledge is tied up in solving murders at the moment. I did however save a bunch of various videos and pictures for you. Pardon my minimal work, but 'tis the season for forgiveness.
This would be my reaction if I recieved books for Christmas too because everybody knows that reading is for losers.
6 more videos, 2 links, and a slew of pictures after the jump
Let's be honest, most xmas movies suck. At this point in my life, I can tolerate 2 or 3 per year. I don't even watch A Christmas Story or Christmas Vacation anymore because I've seen them way too many times. The only movie that warrants more than 10 viewings is Blue Streak.
Think Christmas is all fun and games for Santa? Well you're wrong...it's a dangerous game.
R.Kelly wasn't the only one who has had a troubled marriage, Santa is struggling as well. This one takes a turn for the awesome much quicker than the 84 minutes that Trapped In The Closet lasted.
Trust me, you will not see this coming...unless you are completely screwed up.
It's a Kurtis Blow Christmas. You want good xmas music? I bring you good xmas music.
This is easily my favorite charity beggar in the world. I hate the Salavation Army people, not because they are constantly asking for money, but because of that stupid bell. I'll be actual homeless people hate them even more.
Have you ever gone to the mass where kids perform the nativity scene? I have, and they all suck. I'm not the only one to suffer through that though. There's a better version though, all thanks to a 6-year old. It's long, but thoroughly enjoyable, especially if you have a flare for the dramatic.
And here's a little something for the fellas out there.
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| Aww, even nerds love xmas. |
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| Ever seen a porn star's xmas card? |
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| Santa's gone green. Screw you Santa. |
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| Sounds like Rudolph needs to step his game up. |
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| Get excited for your stocking stuffers! |
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| HAHAHA stupid mouse! |
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| I'm on it big guy; anything for you. |
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| I've got a lot of grievances to air this year. |
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| Reindeer are getting kinky these days. |
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| Too bad bitch, dollar store it is. |
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| Awww, what's in the box? What's in the box!?! |
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| Best. Christmas. Tree. Ever. |
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| It's no longer the elf on the shelf that watches you, it's C-Rex. |
Thanks to all the people from whom I took these. I was in a hurry and didn't keep track, but rest assured I will use your stuff again and credit you.
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