Happy Hump Day, Ya Filthy Animal

All three grew up to be every man's fantasy. How about a 4some?

Happy Hump Day to all, and to all a good hump! I'm not going to lie to you, after writing out that whole Xmas music post earlier, I really don't feel like coming up with commentary for all of these videos, especially knowing that there are six of them and then I still have 27 pictures to caption. And you know what? That means I'm not going to. Turns out I don't get paid for writing this blog, so you will just have to insert your own clever remarks on this one.

Christmas Booty (Giving Up The Butt).


Click through for 5 more videos and a slew of Hump Day pictures.

Elevator Phone Sex

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Guy apologizes for calling a girl a slut on Real World Sydney

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NSFW Merry Christmas from Intimissimi

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Surfin' Bird Christmas No.1 2010 starring Matt Whistler. This one is for the ladies, and also NSFW.



Man Goes Through Bridesmaid's Train On His Back Video

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One of the best jokes just got better.

Obviously someone didn't watch You Can't Say That On Television

Thankfully I'm not one of those guys who throws out the directions.

They lurking...always lurking.

I think I know what my next Halloween costume is!

Seriously, guys can't get a fair shake these days.

Wait, lesbians can makes jokes to? Mind. Blown.

It's true, I've gotten laid many times because of facebook.

I did that for a brief period. Then I said fuck it.

Hang out, meet some people, you have a lot in common.

And then bring it up and the least opportune time.

True story, ask my girlfriend.

Quite confident your math is off, but still an excellent point.

SO excited for her sex tape to come out.

That's right, your grandma is playin' with Mr. T tonight.

By a woman....BOOM, ROASTED!

I'm seriously going to do this, though I will strategically select my book.

Holy shit, is that soy milk? Don't waste it bitch!

Funny, that's also how I have sex.

Pretty sure we found a loop hole. Never getting yelled at for asking again.

Luckiest couple ever? I think so.

Seriously, I only posted because of the guy on the left's face

Top 3 xmas presents of all time. Get one.

Aww, see The Flint Skinny is sensitive.

Fooled you, it's all about the bitches.

Now that is some dedication to mockery.

This is legitimately the Wikileaks guy's OKcupid profile.