And we're back with another Hump Day post. If you saw last week's humptacular, you will know that instead of posting a bunch of different times, I'm consolidating any videos, pictures, and links into one full update. Unfortunately this week, The Fibers was a little low on the sexy content, but there was still a few gems out there for you. They did well to make up for it with sexual humor though so at least it's not a complete wash.
This first video is for your own good. CPR is a very important skill that can come in handy in an emergency. Back when I was just a wee young lad I was certified (like a boss) in the art of bringing people back from the dead. Study this so that next time someone is dying, you don't just stand by like a helpless moron.
Click through for the rest of the Hump Day glory!
This next one is actually from last year. I very thoroughly quickly tried to see if I had posted it, but I couldn't find it in the history. That works out well for both of use though because I only had 2 videos otherwise. This one's dirtiness level is directly correlated to how perverted you are. If there was some sort of score board...I dominated.
And the last, pending any mid-day updates, is a clip from a movie very dear to my heart, Beerfest. I spent quite a few years of my life in a drunken stupor, attempting to master all sorts of drinking games. In the last two officially sanctioned Beer Olympics, I have managed to win 6 golds and 1 silver out of 8 possible medals. Yeah, that's how I roll.
If you didn't see the tip before, this is a fairly entertaining translation. 1. Go to google translate. 2. Pick English -> French. 3. Type in "Take a dirty picture for me." 4. Copy the translated text. 5. Switch the language to French -> English; paste translated text into box. 6. Check out the results.
And now for your professionally captioned photos of the week. I know that's really the only reason you even check this out. I've also uploaded a bunch of past Hump Day pictures to the facebook page, so I'd highly recommend clicking here so you don't miss out.
I'm here to entertain, but I'm here to teach too.
You damn right they do. They love puppies even more though.
Can't say I put my beer is bottom shelf...until now.
First impressions are always the most important!
That's right princess...you ain't shit.
Can you say "That's what she said" when she actually said it?
Sweet signature Johnny, you dildo.
That second pie doesn't look very good. I'm going to Vegas for the weekend.
Wait, people lie on the internet? FUCK!!!
Pokemon is 100% more effective than birth control.
Neither, it's "Sex By Surprise." Go Sweden!
Sandwich like a threesome? That's not cool creepy pipe/mustache guy.
And that's the main reason I hate Satan.
I'd kill them. Literally. Unless you're a cop. Then figuratively.
And to think, people try to say women with big boobs aren't smart.
That's a pretty small ass. I think I'll pass on that one actually.
I like this more than the first...mostly for his argyle.
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