Every couple months I get the notion that I need to have a puppy. Not only do chicks dig 'em, but they are solid gold if you want to go viral on the Fibers. Periodically I even want to have a cat, but a really gangster cat who jumps around like a crazy beast and hates everyone but me. Now, I have a new desire. Santa, if you're up there, I want a bison. Specifically, I want a Bison who likes to go to the bar with me. Not only would it be the best wingman ever, he would be great backup in my many bar fights and a free ride home when I'm too shitfaced to drive. I really don't see a downside here.
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