When any player leaves a team, his merchandise is deeply discounted for awhile to see if they can still salvage a little change out of cheap-asses. When LeBron first announced that he was gonna take his talents to Souf Beach, Fat Head did just that. Cleverly though, they knew that he was going to be one of the most hated humans in Ohio, so they didn't have much chance of selling them to fans. Instead, they thought they might try their hand at spite. The price was reduced to $17.41, which represented the year infamous Revolutionary War traitor Benedict Arnold was born. Their plan encouraged Cavs fans to buy them for defacement, and jackasses like me to buy them out of spite for the fine folks of Cleveland. As you can tell by the picture, it worked perfectly. LeBron has been hiding out rolled up under my bed until tonight, when it seemed 100% appropriate to put him on my wall. I really hope Cleveland starts a riot tonight and the city burns itself to the ground.
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