Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Don't Act Like You're Vin Diesel


  • In order to preserve the healthy state of his lungs, Vin Diesel only exhales.
  • Vin Diesel has a part time job shooting birds at the airport.
  • Australia wasn't "down under" until Vin Diesel decided to put it there in 1847.
  • When Jesus said, “Let anyone among you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone,” Vin Diesel threw a stone . . . at Jesus.
  • Vin Diesel invented Justin Bieber as punishment for parents who can't discipline their preteen daughters.
  • Vin Diesel killed the Dead Sea.
  • Vin Diesel beat up Mike Tyson from 2,000 miles away using nothing but a power glove and the soundtrack from The Wizard.
  • Impersonating Vin Diesel is an offence in 23 out of the 50 states.

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