Everyone knows that the main reason for facebook is to stalk people. If you aren't creeping on friends, you're doing it wrong. I'm not sure if the ladies are aware of this, but when cruising your photo albums, we men always go through them looking for titles like Spring Break, Beach Party, Weekend at the Lake, or Me Looking Smoking Hot. That's just how we operate. I know what you are thinking now, and no, just because you are a fan of The Flint Skinny on facebook doesn't mean that I can see all your stuff. I'm sadly still considered a stranger. I do however like to think that there are women out there just dying to be my friend, if only they had the courage to make the request. Well, ladies, I assure you that I will accept. I may not be dashingly handsome, quote Shakespeare, or listen to Britney like the guy(Jake Wilson) in the video, but I assure you I make up for all my shortcomings with humor and witticism. If Marla Mindelle, or anyone else for that matter, wants me, you know where to find me. Just please don't stab me if I don't immediately acknowledge you.
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