It's been a few weeks since I've made a true Hump Day post. Call it laziness, call it respect for women, call it a travesty...I don't really care. The tradition is back however, and there's a few things you're gonna wanna see. Todays update has videos, instructions for sexting, and a slew of pictures on the facebook page.
You're gonna have to click through for the goods...
To start, here are some tips on sexting for guys from new Friend of the Skinny, Sex Drugs or Rock 'N' Roll:
1. Start slow: It's no secret that most girls have a soft spot for romance. This doesn't mean that she doesn't want to hear about how hard you want to fuck her, but it does mean that she'll appreciate you describing a long, soft kiss first.
2. When sending pictures, for God's sake, let us see the whole package: I know every dick is different, but that doesn't make every one beautiful. When you send a woman a nude photo, let her see your whole body: your chest, abs and face. If she wants a closeup of a penis, she can hit up some internet porn.
3. Choose language carefully: While some woman are totally open to dirty talk that involves words such as "pussy" or "cunt," everyone's different. If your partner is a little more conservative in the bedroom, work up to the nasty texts slowly.
4. Multimedia that shit: One word: videos.
5. The more details, the better.
What say you ladies (all 7 of you who read this)? Are these on point? Anything to add? There's also a guide to sexting for women, to which I would add "Send pictures often."
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