I thought it would take at least a few months, but we already have the first "Great Panic of 2011." Apparently some astronomers (professional nutjobs) are saying that the Zodiac signs are changing, and that there is even a 13th sign now. First of all, you're wrong. How do I know? Because the internet told me so. As I learned in my 1.3 minutes of searching, there are two different schools of astrology, tropical and sidereal. Unless you are a buddhist monk, odds are you are tropical (all of the western world rolls this style), and the tropical signs didn't change. Plus, I don't play sidereal to anyone, let alone the stars. Second, even if I was the type to get all up in arms about the potential changes, I would have just said fuck it anyways. I'm a Scorpio because that means I'm better than you. Deal with it.
Regardless of if you are changing, staying the same, or really couldn't care less, Chris Rock's message remains the same...
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