Ted Willams Mugshot And Rap Sheet Are Golden

In not so surprising news, the homeless man with a golden voice (standard voice people do to mock radio) has been arrested numerous times. That is to be expected when you admit to being brought do by drugs, alcohol, and "other stuff." What I didn't see coming was that those crimes include forgery and pimpin'.

• "Williams, 53, has been busted for theft, robbery, escape, forgery, and drug possession."
• "While Williams begged customers for money, the woman “gets picked up and dropped off in the parking lot by various and numerous males in different vehicles."
• “He’s basically been a thief for the past two years”

Seems to me like he will fit in perfectly in the NBA. All he needs to do is beat his wife for awhile, get some gambling debt, and maybe shoot someone.
via TSG