Trombone Titties AKA What???

Sometimes I have to stop and wonder what I'm getting myself into with this whole "entertainment" business. A wise man named Jonathon Larson once wrote,

You're living in America
At the end of the millennium
You're living in America
Where it's like the twilight zone

And when you're living in America
At the end of the millennium
You are what you own

While we may no longer be at the end of the millennium, the rest of that is even more true today. America is the fucking twilight zone. Don't believe me? Watch this...



As for "you are what you own," I envy the man who has a Lamborghini, trombone, hot-bodied girlfriend, and most importantly camel & elephant masks.