So there I was, channel surfing in bed last night all the while telling myself I should really just turn the tv of and go to sleep, when I came across The Chronicles Of Riddick. Obviously this meant I would have to stay up and watch it; how could I pass on that? Needless to say, I woke up fairly tired this morning and with the feeling that I'm not nearly badass enough. I mean Riddick can see in the dark and "is stronger, faster, more agile, tougher, more resistant to damage and injury, possessing more acute senses, immense stamina, and superior healing when compared to most humans." And don't try to make me feel better by pointing out that he's fictional, because that's bullshit. Thankfully I came across this video that made me feel a little better about myself. Who the hell hasn't talked after sucking down helium before? Apparently Vin Diesel didn't have a childhood.
Update: I recieved this message from a friend this morning. It shows true dedication, and he should be given some sort of award:
"I must inform you that I too had to stay awake to watch Riddick. Lucky for me it was on back to back...had an 845 basketball game...just when he went to Crematoria, but was able to pick up where I left off on the second airing after 11p!"
via UniqueDaily
And in the spirit of things, how about a few more Vin Diesel Facts:
- Vin Diesel can decipher all of the words in Sylvester Stallone's films.
- Vin Diesel can pet the burning sheep.
- Every time you masturbate you kill a kitten; every time Vin Diesel masturbates a camel is born.
- Vin Diesel has the ability to jump into a Garfield comic strip and bitchslap Jon for being such a pussy.
- Vin Diesel can beat solataire with only 47 cards.
- Vin Diesel's Swiss Army knife has the entire Swiss Army contained within it.
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