All Your Base Are Belong To Us Turns 10

It's time to say happy birthday to one of the first and most influential internet memes of all time. It's definitely the first one I became aware of, and the level of joy it brought me really solidified the knowledge that I was secretly a huge loser. The folks over at Urlesque did a great writeup on it, and I don't see any reason not to just re-print that for you.

Before Keyboard Cat, before Rickrolling -- heck, even before YouTube, if you can imagine a time that long ago -- there was All Your Base Are Belong to Us. All Your Base turns 10 this week, so here's a look back at the little flash movie that took over the internet in 2001. If you're already sick of it, you're about to feel old, and if you've never seen it before, you're in for a real treat.

All Your Base started with a mistranslated Japanese video game called Zero Wing that became a meme on internet forums, and then blossomed into a bizarre techno remix and accompanying flash animation. The combination of a catchphrase photoshopped into random images, the techno music and the funny "Engrish" dialogue made it a huge hit amongst the gamers of the day, and it quickly hit the mainstream.

How big was All Your Base? A Wired article from February 2001 reported that All Your Base was "spreading like grass fire across the cyber-plain" and expressed amazement that "[a]rmies of marketers toiling for years can't figure out how to grab Web-users' attention, and then a flash file with screen-shots from an outdated arcade game accompanied by clumsy subtitles conquers the world!"

It's also one of the rare internet memes to have its own Wikipedia article.
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If you still don't get it, then you obviously suck at the internet. The is really nothing to get, which is what the internet is all about. Things don't have to have a purpose here on the tubes, they just are. For a little more background, here you go.