Hump Day Videos And Facts You Need To Know

I have quite a view various videos, the product above, and a few stats for your Hump Day enjoyment.

The first is a lovely song a guy wrote about his penis. Before you immediately dismiss it, I must say it's actually quite entertaining. There are some great lines in there that you will most likely start working into your everyday bar vernacular. "Taggin' all these hoes boy, I be Charlie Sheenin' it"

Taygo - "My Peni$



The second entry is actually a promotion for the upcoming Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards. If, like me, you think most awards shows suck, this one is for you. It's 100x better than the Oscars, and probably 22x better than the Spike TV awards. And yes, this video is suitable for people who don't want to see nudity. They obviously make you pay for the good stuff (it's well worth it...trust me).




And then there's PETA and what they claim was a rejected Super Bowl ad. We all know they wouldn't bother spending the money to submit this, so really they are just trying to promote it as a racy internet commercial. For a group comprised almost entirely of chicks, they sure do take the whole "sex sells" thing to another level. I don't ever want to hear that I'm objectifying women again. If you can do it...so can I. It's not like the N-word though. I still can't use that.

PETA - Casting Session



Sex education is a pretty traumatizing experience for most kids. As guys, we learned that we can get you pregnant and owe a shitload of money for the rest of our lives. We were also informed that once a month you bleed uncontrolably and turn into a raging mega-bitch, and that we should be nice to you when that's the case. As a guy, I don't know what you women learn. I would imagine about how cool boners are and that you should give head all the time because it's safer. What I really wish though is that we had a cool rap song to teach us about these things. Thankfully, now it's out there, and it stresses safe sex.

"But something to remember as a rule of thumb
One up the bum, and you won't be a mum"

The Midnight Beast - Use Ya Head (Sex Education Skit)



Apparently this is a very musical Hump Day; these songs are just too good to keep to myself though. The folks behind Funny or Die bring us She Got Titties (In All The Right Places). I'm a little confused by the concept of the right and wrong place for them, but who am I to judge. I'm no doctor.

Via: OnlineSchools.org