University of Michigan - Pursuit of Jappiness

It doesn't take long on the Michigan campus to realize that the Jewish population is in full force. I have no problem with Jews, I keep one on staff to prove that, but I really can't stand jappy girls. The best part of graduating was moving to Chicago and never coming into contact with another one of them ever again. Yeah, they don't exist anywhere except the East coast and college campuses. They barely even qualify as real people. For those who don't know, here's the dictionary definition of Jappy:

Jewish American Princess: naggy, ultra-high maintenance, whiny, always wanting their way, extremely moody, spoiled rotten, and looking for a "nice," wealthy "Jewish boy" (as Jewish mothers like to call Jewish men in their 20s). They often take on much of the overbearing traits of their mothers, who nag and are over-critical of everything they do, destroying the girls self-esteem starting at a young age. When they do start dating guys, they often tend to be EXTREMELY emotionally needy as their lack of self esteem becomes obvious and they have to let their guard down.

All shit-talking aside, this video is pretty sweet. There are shout outs to a lot of places we Gentiles went as well, plus some of the shots from pre-game were taken at my old house's party.