It's that wonderful time of year again when it's time for women to break out their Uggs. If you have even the slightest bit of intuition, you can probably guess that I hate them. It's not as bad as when I was in college, but there are still way too many people walking around wearing those ugly pieces of garbage. And now, golden boy Tom Brady endorses their men's boots. I don't care how hot his wife is, he is still a douche for wearing them. Within 30 minutes of his signing that contract, the University of Michigan severed all ties with the former star athlete. They even went so far as to kick him out of the alumni association, forgoing that yearly $25 check.
I know what you are going to say ladies, and that's bullshit. Yes, I accept the fact that they are extremely comfortable and keep you warm. You know what keeps me warm? Flannel pajama pants. You don't see me wearing them every time I go out in public do you? Maybe that's what we men need to do. If every guy wore flannel pajama pants for all non-work (or at work if you can get away with it) activities, maybe then women would realize that comfort does not give you free reign to look ridiculous. I'm going to look into launching a national campaign for this new movement.
Oh and just a reminder, snow is wet and your awesomely comfortable boots aren't water proof. Enjoy your soggy feet. Also, ice is slippery and you have no traction. Enjoy your sore ass.
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