Who Needs A Book To Learn Things?

Some of you might not be familiar with what a torrent is. It's the new(ish) way of sharing stuff online by pulling bits and pieces of a file from many different places at once. It's still technically illegal for copy-written material, but there are a lot of people out there (certainly not me officer of the cyber police) using it to download movies/tv shows/music. What makes this picture very sad is that by searching for the torrent, that means someone was actually trying to find and download the text of the book Triple Penetration for Dummies.

I'm not exactly sure why someone would want to read that, but hey, I'm not hear to judge. Ok, yes I am. You're an idiot. Just watch a couple porns; it's not that complicated. While I would never be involved in such things, after watching porn for the past however many years of my life, I'm pretty sure I'm familiar with how to do all the variations of triple penetration. I'm sure Sasha Grey can come up with a few more, but probably not enough to warrant you reading a book. Get your life together.