Did you know that if you buy an Apple computer online, the store won't replace it for you when things inevitably go wrong? You have to send that fucker back even though there is a bar full of geniuses sitting around in a store full of computers they could give you. More on Dahl.com
My real problem with Apple is their ad campaign. Mac vs. PC? Do you people realize that this marketing technique by Apple assumes that you are all retards? Let's stop and think for half a second. PC stands for "personal computer." It doesn't stand for Windows Machine, or Dell Laptop, or That Thing You Bought At Best Buy Because It Was Cheap. It stands for personal computer. Do you know what a Mac is? Yep, you got it; it's a personal computer. A Mac is a PC. They just assume that you are so dumb that you won't realize that they aren't actually saying anything. If they had any balls, the ads would say that the Mac OS is better than Windows OS. Sadly, in the words of Tanaka, "Marbles! You have no marbles!" When you think about it, their commercials are actually a lot like fight club, where one person is so nuts that he just invents a second version of himself. Yeah, we typically lock those sort of people in insane asylums.
Oh, one more thing. Apple invented the mass-market PC. Suck on that.
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