So I'm a thief right. And I decide that five buddies and I are going to go knock off a jewelry store. We assume they have bullet-proof glass, because that's how high end jewelers roll, but we come prepared. We've got sledge hammers. That should do the trick. Bullets can't get through, but if we displaces the force by using an object with more surface area we should be alright. Then I remember we are going to need getaway vehicles. Ah ha! Scooters! That's perfect. We'll have a couple guys just sitting on scooters in front of the store. No one will be able to tell that they are in cahoots with us, so we should be able to take our time robbing the store in the middle of the day. Man, I can't wait to be rich.
So I'm an old lady right. I wish my grandson would call me more. Where can I get some prunes? What? What is all that racket? Oh my, those hooligans are causing a ruckus over there. I wish they would keep it down! HEY! HEY SONNIE! Goddammit I am going to ring those boys necks. Excuse me young man, if you choose to pursue this course of action, I shall be forced to give you a walloping with my gigantic old lady purse!
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